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"COCK OF DUTY MODERN GAY FUCK STUPID 2" -Master Chief

The main menu like most all CoD games is actually pretty, lol.

Upon selecting a new game I was almost bored to death with a very long and drawn out speech that I think I was supposed to make me feel proud of it. Let me sum it up "Bad people get shot, More bad people replace them".

^ huh, you gay ass fuck Gen. Shepherd, you stole my line ^

I earned the "Ghile" sniper Ach in CoD MW1 on the first try on veteran, and yes the Coriolis effect was helpful if only very little to my needs in shooting the bastard.

The game finally opens at a training ground in what only I can say is the Middle East, with the stereotypical black sergeant telling everyone else that they suck and can never man up to his level. At first I almost shot better from the hip b/c I was used to it from the P90 and MP5 days of CoDMW, but I was yelled at and told that I was to needlessly run the "Pit" for a sausage of a general

30 sec almost flat, which is not a bad time for your first and only run through the pit, I at least needed to run the cargo ship about 5 times before Cpt. Price thought I was man enough to play the game on Veteran

Danger Close, hmmm I really do not care about danger close either myself ya know, I've killed many a team mate in hardcore TDM or the like plenty of times, and I also feel like this level was not used enough in the game, possibly the biggest level of the entire game, you drive through 5/7 of it, looking like a bunch of sitting ducks, I wanted to see more of these types of levels in multiplayer also, but what I got was one level that was basically this scene here used Linear ' ly

Cpt. MacTavish (Soap) is no where near as cool as Cpt. Price and pretty much failed my expectations as a successful leader especially when he was all like "OMG THEY R FOUNDED ME HIDE NUB SAUCE!!!", and I pretty much stood out in plain sight on the second floor and no one saw me? ya good work MacTavish I can hide in a empty restaurant during lunch hour and you cant even manage a hiding spot in a giant warehouse and it not like the Russian tard bait in that base raised the giagantic metal doors of that warehouse in like .1 sec man, you had to go like *squeaky squeaky squeaky* OH MANZORZ SHOULD I LIKE HIDE MAN!!! he redeemed himself later when he clawed a guy off a snowmobile with an ice pick.

Enter a black scene with ominous grunting and whispering and slight talking of delight and after the russians zip up thier flys after a fag tag 5 way with the american, with facial

you murder people, just like russians always do {This will be the first and last time I re-iterate read the disclaimer} trumping over dead peoples bodies, I did not shoot a single bullet the entire level I was content at watching the mob tards do the work for me, I almost wanted to help a person crawling away but it seemed like a better idea to the russian to shoot him with his side arm while stealing an iPod from the tech store in the airport.

This was another one of those "FEEL PROUD AND STRONG MOMENTS" that I really did not give two flying monkey poo shits about its like the game is telling me feel sorry for this person for being shot and betrayed, which i am pretty sure is what he was doing to them anyway

Tracking tracking tacking, hmmm seems to me the government needs to upgrade from dial up and snag some of that sweet sweet 128k phone line modem WOOT WOOT.......fucking tards, anyway in some shape form of fashion your government manages to get a bullet from the airport and tags it maker in fucking South America....really? I mean really? I am not even going to dignify that, with writing about it.

After seeing about 6000000000 paratroopers land in "Homeville America land of dedicated wives and post WWII housing" my African American counter part orders me to go defend the KFC....I mean the MFC.....I mean Burgertown, ya thats it burger town, b/c the taco joint would had been racist? which the taco joint serves as a place for the wounded pilot which he more than likely wanted a taco, and also to stay and chill...in the freezer.

This was actually one of the better moments of the game where I got to use the enemies equipment agaisnt themselves and IR sights to shoot helpless Russians like they shot up that airport...I mean shoot them like the hard working people they are...I mean really you para in here and are like fuck house to house sweeping, lets just drive a tank up and down the street and blow random shit up

After MacTavish displays some very crude acrobatics skills, and then interrogates the suspect for like 4 seconds he decides that he has all the information that he needs and tells you to run like hell b/c all of us shooting attracted more bad guys!! OMG imagine that making loud noises in a known hot spot and not attracting the lazy mid day South American drinkers out and away from their daily rape activities which sent them to grabbing guns to go shot some trespassers, I killed every chicken i could find lol, and then I ran on some rooftops which was fucking bad ass.

Seems like there is no rest for the weary, after destroying some AA guns in some hot chicks backyard your told to get to a house, for no other reason than to get a VIP, seems kinda lame to me, AND LO AND BEHOLD!!! a plane fucking crashes on that guys house, I mean really? what are the fucking odds of that shit actually happening at that exact moment. "Get this guy" "Ok" *crash*.

Anyway you walk through a bunker that probably smells like that sewer pipe Andy crawled through in the Shawshank Redemption. Met up with the black sarge and proceed to save AMERICA!!! FUCK YA CHEESEBURGERS FUCK YA!!

anyway I actually felt like a hero in this mission, finding a crows nest in the defense building and covering the e-vac site it felt like a real war game finally and then the Tedz Bastards are all like "NINJA!!" and sneak up on you and force you to leave the well stocked location.

The Gulag, a giant fucking stone graveyard is what it is, but needless to say the Russian Mob guy wants the one and only prisoner that is actually in the Gulag, and happens to not be in any of the conveniently located cells along the way like a normal prison NO NO NO they make you god damn work for that bacon mother fucker, my least favorite mission in the whole game, very boring. "Let me guess hiding around a corner" bam bam bam FUCK YEA!! *looking bad ass* anyway you blow a hole in the wash room of the prison only to find that  OMG HAXXZOR they went and got riot shields, which like helped none b/c i'd just tinkle a grenade and giggle as they exploded in a fight of smoke....wait what? lets try that again *toss a grenade* loud bang no explosion just a smoke cloud.....anyway after much much unneeded delay you make it to the "room" where tada the WWII hero is still alive and in perfect working order just like you left him

Cpt, Price is pissed off, has an entire squad of men waste there time to stop a nuke from firing and well he decides it is a good idea to fire a nuke instead of stopping one and by all means fires it into Russian occupied America, which was so fucking cool except that well the poor space man that was only looking at the rocket gets blown away :(

oh...this picture is not in the right spot and I am way to lazy to move it LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Your heli crashes and your bleeding from a unknown and unneeded vital spot, b/c after the nuke goes off and downs all the power in like half of DC you stand up feeling fine and continue with what you was doing ya know the daily stuff dodge helicopters and dodging....OH DEAR GOD HELICOPTER FROM THE SKY RUN STUPID RUN!!!

And you do and you make it all the way to the White House and you defend the white and you retake the white house and you blow your load into a dead russian mouth...was I the only one that humped the russian on the couch? anyway you over hear a radio broadcast that says "Dropping the bomb in 5,4,3,2,1" and like Cpl. Dunn is all like "OH NOEESS!!!" and goes Super Siayan and flys to the top of the building and lights a green flare, b/c green was his favorite color. And like amazingly this fighter pilot flying like MACH 9 sees the smoke and is like OMG HAXXZOR I no drop BOMBZZ!!?!!?

Well General Shepard showed his true colors and starts killing off the members of the TF141 which I actually felt kinda bad when he shot Roach, and Ghost. But anyway I get doused in gasoline and set on fire which was kinda nice to watch, then it moves to the plane graveyard where Price and Soap do some L33T Metal Gear Solid techniques, and escape a combat zone like unharmed and stuff, only to make it to the runway and have our driver shot like a fag in the face and I end up having to take the wheel and drive for him, gah that driver of mine is so lazy

Price and Soap vow Vengeance and broadcast there plan on the radio...ya cool story bro, gg mate lol I got TROLL'D.

And then I realized that they were for serious face >:O

So you and Price tag team an entire base of extremely well armed soldiers go to find General Shepard, which you do and he knows it is you and your all like HOW THE FUCK NO ONE NOTICED!!

and you traverse that place and finally have this fucking incredible boat scene where you do like all these twists and turns...and...barely moving from left to right to avoid stuff...and like driving through strategicly placed "non geological formations" of rock to diss a helicopter mini gun. Cpt. Price being the bad ass he is, one shots a PaveLowe with a M21, and you crash and burn and spit up water like a baby spits up everything it eats.

I chased Shepard, and he dodged my knife and like smacked my head on a car and then stabbed me in the chest

He like wants a war and stuff and I am like WTF NO!!!......  XP (bleh i r ded) and them Cpt. Price back flips outta the sky and NINJA ganks Shepard and they start having a fist fight and I am to worried about a knife in my chest to care

HMM this would be a nice souvenir...

For you face...

9/10 Reviewer score

EpiCenter Networks Team Member

-Ruffy